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Cheese and titties

Παντα ρει...

Created on 2004-10-18 21:43:37 (#4875090), last updated 2009-11-13

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Name:	ostogpatter
Location:	Copenhagen, Denmark

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LALALA!!! Ævl og bævl...

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	ostogpatter User Number: 4875090 Date Created:04/01/19 Number of Posts: 683
Ost og patter is danish, meaning cheese and titties. Just HOW this young lass acquired that name is subject to speculation. She can usually be found at bars, always ready for adventure!
Strengths: Strengths: She's just about fearless and never worries about other people's opinion of her. She's seldom in a bad mood for very long. She is very open to new things.
Weaknesses: Well, there is this one particular song, that never fails to scare her shitless! She's been seen running away from people singing from time to time. And she's extremly ticklish!
Special Skills: Drawing and sticksplay! That's what she does best!
Weapons: Her pencil. And a devilstick can be used to fend off attacking swans! Her argumentation gets better and better, be careful around that..
Often said: "I'm NOT drunk! I'm just a little happy"; "I once had a boyfriend like that"; "I can ALMOST do a handstand!", "I like him, he's funny.."; "I'm gonna pee in front of his/her door!!!" "Let's go get drunk!"

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THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
01. Hollænder
02. Reggae
03. Ost og patter!

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
01. Openmindedness.
02. I'm walking the Earth! "You're gonna be a bum, man!"
03. Boobies!

THREE THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT YOURSELF:
Nuthin..

THREE THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND:
02. My taste in men
03. Men's taste in me

THREE THINGS THAT ANNOY YOU:
01. People sending mixed signals
02. Psycopaths/morons in power

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
01. To loose myself
02. People who likes me
03. That one specific song...
04. To fail.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
01. Devil stick
02. People
03. music

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
01. Thorshammer. It is.. REALLY!
02. D-cup
03. festival admittance bracelet.. wristband thingy

THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK:
01. Mirror
02. Glasses
03. Bills

THREE THINGS YOU SAY THE MOST:
01. Jeg ka li køer (I like cows)
02. Kage? (Cake?)
03. Jeg glæder mig til Nakke (I wanna go to Nakke!!)

THREE REASONS YOU'VE BROKEN UP WITH EXES:
Only two. And they were assholes who treated me like shit!

THREE THINGS YOU WOULD WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
01. Love
02. Trust
03. Adventure!

THREE THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX/SAME SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
01. Intellect/talking
02. Smile/laugh
03. Eyes

THREE THINGS YOU CAN'T DO:
01.
02.
03. Ride a unicykle

THREE THINGS YOU WANT REALLY BAD RIGHT NOW:
01. tissue paper
02. Money
03. Beer

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
01. bum
02. cartoonist
03. I'll probably end up teaching...

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
01.
02. Learn to juggle with two devil sticks
03. Live life to the fullest and never be bored about it!

Hadeliste:
DF og al deres væsen
Ekskærester og al deres væsen >:V
Politikere
Højrøvede poptøser
Højrøvede pånkere.. De er faktisk værre end snobbede popfolk, fordi de snakker jo netop tit om plads til alle og den slags
Had
Penge og mangel på samme
Efterskoleelever i et intercitytog en fredag eftermiddag.. GÅ VÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆIIK!!!!!!?!?!

Elske at hadeliste

Nataben

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acting, anarchy, animation, army of darkness, arne and, asatru, astronomy, asylum street spankers, balloon animals, being nude, belgian comics, birds, bob hund, books, cajon, cartoons, cello, cheese and titties, coen-brothers, coffee, comics, communism, concerts, daily challenge, david bowie, devil sticks, devilsticks, discworld, douglas adams, drawing, drawing comics, dream interpretation, dreams, drinking beer, drinking coffee, drinking whiskey, eels, english comedy, español, esperanto, evil dead, feminism, folk-music, french comics, gaelic, going to concerts, guitar, hand-standing, history, hitch-hiking, iceland, icelandic, ireland, john steinbeck, juggling, kubrick, language, learning, literature, loisel, luna sticks, lunasticks, magic, magick, making noises, monty python, mr. bungle, music, mythology, nakke, nakke festival, nakkefestival, nietzsche, palmestry, panteón rococó, people, percussion, peter pan, philosophy, playing cello, playing soccer, playing volleyball, poe, politics, punk, rancid, red dwarf, reggae, rocky horror picture show, roskilde festival, sartre, schopenhauer, ska, socialism, spanish, sticks-play, sweden, tarantino, tarot, telling stories, terry pratchett, the clash, therapy?, thinking, tim burton, tom waits, touching evil uk, toy dolls, travelling, underground comics, urga, vegetarianism, watercress, wicca, winter-swimming, world of warcraft

Schools:

Odense Fagskole - Odense, Region Syddanmark, Denmark
Produktionsskolen i Hvidovre - Hvidovre, Region Hovedstaden, Denmark
Sjælsøskolen - Rudersdal, Region Hovedstaden, Denmark (1988 - 1998)
Teknisk Erhvervsskole Center - Frederiksberg - Frederiksberg, Region Hovedstaden, Denmark (1998 - 1999)
Andebølle Ungdomshøjskole - Assens, Region Syddanmark, Denmark (2000)
Brenderup Højskole - Middelfart, Region Syddanmark, Denmark (2003)
Københavns VUC - København, Region Hovedstaden, Denmark (2007 - present)

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